We did have one major splurge on this update. As long as we were saving money by doing our own destruction, we went for a hammered copper sink. We ordered an undermount one, because that would eliminate the little edge that gunk gets caught under. Then we found out that in order to use an undermount you have to have a solid counter, not a laminate one. So we had to return that sink and get a drop in.
That should have clued us that the sink was not going to be cooperative.
So . . . back to Tuesday. The new counter is in, the mess has been cleaned up, and Bob starts to put together the new sink. One of the things you have to do is "insert the enclosed clamps." There are no enclosed clamps. So off to the Home Depot (all projects are gauged by how many trips to the hardware store you make) to buy clamps. Got home--and they were too big. That was another Wednesday errand--returning the clamps. Contact the company and they pop the set of clamps into UPS.
So on Thursday (expecting the clamps on Friday) Bob preps the sink by installing the faucet and drains, caulking in the latter. Friday morning--the caulk is still just as wet and gooey as the day before. Not setting at all. Bob scrapes it off and uses plumber putty instead. It's ready to go by the time UPS delivers the clamps. Clamps are installed and we drop in the sink and crawl under the cabinet to tighten things down.
The new sink is bigger than our old one, and there was very little leeway between the sink and the cabinet wall on one side. I got to tighten those because I have smaller hands. More awkward posturing under a cabinet.
Finally the great moment arrives--after 5 days, we will have a kitchen sink and no longer need to wash dishes in the bathroom! I reach to turn on a tap (we actually found a faucet set with hot and cold taps). "Bob," I say. "This is weird. The faucets turn back instead of forward." A bit of swearing ensues as he realizes that he had the sink upside-down when he installed the faucet so it's backwards. That gets put on the "deal with it later" list. So water is turned on . . . and the leak is found. He tightens and wraps that seal--and something else jiggers loose and leaks. Fittings don't fit. He's cutting bits off PVC pipe. Finally he tightens the last fitting--and the plumbers putty gives way and the sink drain pops loose.
We have alcohol and give it up for the night.